Możliwe, że wrzucałem, a jeżeli nie to i tak warto (nawet jak było):
Someone sent this to me in an email earlier. I thought I'd pass it along. I may not agree with all of them, but some of them are pretty good.
> Marine Corps Rules:
> 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
> 2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
> 3. Have a plan.
> 4. Improvise if no plan exists.
> 5. Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
> 6. Don't attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber doesn't start with a "4."
> 7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap.
> 8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
> 9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
> 10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
> 11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
> 12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
> 13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.
>
> Navy SEALS Rules:
> 1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
> 2. Kill every living thing within view.
> 3. Adjust Speedo.
> 4. Check hair in mirror.
>
> US Army Rangers Rules:
> 1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
> 2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
> 3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.
> 4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
> 5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.
>
> US Army Rules:
> 1. Select a new beret to wear.
> 2. Sew patches on right shoulder.
> 3. Change the color of beret you decide to wear.
>
> US Air Force Rules:
> 1. Have a cocktail.
> 2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
> 3. See what's on HBO.
> 4. Ask, "What is a gunfight?"
> 5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" PowerPoint presentation.
> 6. Wine & dine "key" Congressmen; invite DOD & defense industry executives.
> 7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
> 8. Declare the assets ?strategic? and never deploy them operationally.
> 9. Hurry to make 1345 tee-time.
>
> US Navy Rules:
> 1. Go to sea.
> 2. Drink coffee.
> 3. Watch porn.
> 4. Deploy the Marines.
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